Aaron: Do you have any...freaky brown things with weird flower eyes?
Girl: Dad! They're not freaky!
Me: Well, kinda...
Girl: Are you talking about the cute SQUIRREL?
Aaron: I don't know. Doesn't look like a squirrel.
(Me: Monkey! No more jumping on the couch!)
Girl: What number is it?
Aaron: 13.
Girl: It's a SQUIRREL, DAD!
Aaron: Oh. Really?
Girl: UGH! Yes! And I don't have any - go fish.
(Me: Thomas, it's almost your turn - come sit back down!)
Girl: Dad, do you have any mice?
Aaron: Which one is that?
Girl: It's pink, Dad. Number 9.
(Me: Out of the kitchen, buddy!)
Aaron: That's a mouse?!
Girl: YES!
Aaron: I thought it was a radioactive hamster.
(Note: He's so good at this).
Aaron: Okay, here you go.
Girl: Radioactive!?... HMPH.
Monkey: Thomas, do you have any Lego guys? Hee Hee!
(Thomas runs off)
Me: Thomas, come back! Oh, well, ask someone else, Monk.
Thomas comes back, wedges a lego minifig in his card holder.
Thomas: Yes, I do!
Sheesh.
